A Twitter String™ is a string of jokes on Twitter made by one person on the same subject. I recently found out that I even enjoy them more than regular “individual” tweets. So I made it my business to handpick and publish the best of them.
@GuntherGreen
The second Twitter String™ of the day is a fairly recent one and comes from the mind and stream of @GuntherGreen. It’s a perfect example of making the most of a very bad idea, with a grand finale. Enjoy.
I’m going to start a gang called the Pilgrims. We’re going to drive a Plymouth and wear buckles on our hats.
We got buckles on our motherfuckin’ hats, yo.
Hats. Buckles. Awesome.
It’s not the size of the hat buckle, it’s what you do with it.
I beseech thee, is it true what they sayeth? Why hath Master Standish adorned his headwear with such grand buckles? Compensating mayhaps?
Follow @GuntherGreen on Twitter (as if you didn’t already), and check out his Favstar page. Buckle up.
